jokes !!!

post some jokes here

ill start of with a lame 1

why did the rooster cross the road? to prove that he wasnt a chicken.

lol i would tell sum jokes but i prolly get banned for it thow lol

When met they were

LolWut?

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

!!!!!!!!!read here!!!if you are highly sencetive to racism do not read!!!!!



what do you call a nigga with half a head,

a.stop laughing and reload!! lol

what do you call 100 mexicans running down a hill

a.sandstorm

what do you call 1000 niggas in a river

a.blackcurrent

lol post a responce
.excl

ppl if u are highly sencetive to racism do not read repeat do not read these jokes refer to niggers/jews/all ove the above

JEWS JOKES

q. How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
a.There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline


q. What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
a. Boyscouts come back from their camps!

q. What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
a. 'Jewpiter

q.Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a. The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

part 1
q. How do you get 100 jews into a car?
a. Throw a quarter in it.
part 2
q. How do you get them out again?
a. Tell them Hilter is driving.

NIGGER JOKES

q. If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
a.KKK vs KFC!


q. How do you know Noah was a White man?
a. No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

one last fucked up joke for today dont want ppl to get too pissed or do i ????


A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.

The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!

killshadow wrote:ppl if u are highly sencetive to racism do not read repeat do not read these jokes refer to niggers/jews/all ove the above

JEWS JOKES

q. How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
a.There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline


q. What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
a. Boyscouts come back from their camps!

q. What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
a. 'Jewpiter

q.Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a. The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

part 1
q. How do you get 100 jews into a car?
a. Throw a quarter in it.
part 2
q. How do you get them out again?
a. Tell them Hilter is driving.

NIGGER JOKES

q. If Whites and blacks had a war, what would it be called?
a.KKK vs KFC!


q. How do you know Noah was a White man?
a. No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

one last fucked up joke for today dont want ppl to get too pissed or do i ????


A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.

The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!

...Racist

ok every onee now i gotta do more jokes sine det joke about the miget was fucking funny

all nigger and spics jokes dis time

NIGGER
How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!

Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz

Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

SPIC
Did you hear the one about the mexican that went to college?
Me neithe

What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!

A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!